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DoorMeme
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good news and bad news

Posted by DoorMeme - May 30th, 2021


the good news is my mom finally went to bed so I was able to start cutting

the bad news is I was only able to peel off flakes and skin


this is bullshit

I'm gonna ask people how to cut my arm with a kitchen knife, I used like 6 different knives, none of them did shit


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Stop I have something I am working on!

unless it involves me getting killed, beaten, or tortured, forget about it

bad idea, draw Tord shooting my head off instead

@Hazard-Hat @DoorMeme No this looks way better.

not at all

@Hazard-Hat @DoorMeme @DoorMeme Naaaaahhhhh, a nice fist bump is pretty rad compared to him shooting you.

@Hazard-Hat @DoorMeme @DoorMeme
Admit it, you like the fist bump. ;)

Tord would never

@Hazard-Hat @DoorMeme @DoorMeme
Yes he would. Why wouldn't he give a good pal a fist bump? :D

because any second he could potentially get kidnapped and raped

@Hazard-Hat @DoorMeme @DoorMeme That's what you think. :p

@Hazard-Hat @DoorMeme is that what this is about? You want him to kill you because you're afraid you're gonna kidnap and rape him? Alright that's it. Put the knife down, wake up your mother and ask her if you could see a therapist. It doesn't even have to be an in person session. This isn't angst and depression that's eating you, you're sexually frustrated.

@DoorMeme Here you go good sir, the full version. Only took me about 5 hours.
https://imgur.com/a/b4S1crH

incaccurate, Tord would want me dead

This sounds like bad news entirely man. :/ Why? I skimmed your posts and it seems you have dreams and ambitions you did want to accomplish. Whatever your reason you can do something about it, and you can realize your goals! Find a purpose! Find someone you want to live for if it's not enough with yourself! It's better to live.

The only thing guaranteed in life is that you die, so don't rush it, there might not be anything after this one. Best make the most of the time you have.

all the things I've done in my life lead up to nothing, some of my goals involve Eddsworld porn, which is absolute degeneracy according to this site

no.

@Hazard-Hat @DoorMeme @DoorMeme yes he would

holy shit im legit scared for you rn

stop right now

you have hopes and dreams along your way, dont try to skip them

Holy shit dude don’t do this. Here call this number: 1-800-273-8255

@Cyberdevil @DoorMeme
Just because people didn't like your porn, don't mean your a degenerate.

everybody hates it because its degeneracy

@DoorMeme
Okay buddy, just keep believing the "Tord would kill me instead" lie.

@Hazard-Hat @DoorMeme @DoorMeme Nah.

@Hazard-Hat @DoorMeme @DoorMeme I found a cool Eddworld picture you might like
https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/hengshanf/dynamic-explosion

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